a little sick of poptarts

"a little sick of poptarts" | Friday, August 6, 1999 | No. 306
deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE SENDMAIL THING
spigot: A LITTLE SICK OF POPTARTS
deuce: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU SURE ATE ENOUGH
spigot: ONE MORE BOX OF APPLE JACKS AND THEN THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH
spigot: ARE YOU JENNA JAMESON BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY STIFF
deuce: I SWEAR I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION







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