fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" | Wednesday, April 18, 2007 | No. 3,089
: KNOW THIS, DEAR READER, THAT SPIGOT AND DEUCE HAD THEIR EYESIGHT COMPLETELY RESTORED AND THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ANYBODY TO DRAW ANY MORE RED X'S EVER AGAIN.
deuce: FUCK A DUCK
: HE'S ALL THINKING, "DUH, I LOVE DICK"
spigot: YOU AND YOUR POTTY MOUTH ARE GOING TO BE THE END OF JERKCITY
deuce: APPLE BAPPLE







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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