hard and fast

"hard and fast" | Monday, April 23, 2007 | No. 3,094
pants: HELP
pants: HELP I'M STUCK
deuce: I'LL YANK YOU OUT
deuce: (WHICH AMOUNTS TO PISSING ON YOUR FACE)
pants: STUCK HARD AND FAST HERE







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