the boner crisis: day 8

"the boner crisis: day 8" | Monday, August 9, 1999 | No. 310
pants: THE BONER CRISIS: DAY EIGHT
pants: LET'S ALL LICK EIGHT DICKS
spigot: ARGGGGG !!! I HAVBE THESE PIECES OF EIGHT !!?
spigot: OR I THOUGHT I DID
spigot: HOLD
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: HURMPH CLATTER CLANK BONK URF SMASH CRASH SON OF A
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
spigot: OH RIGHT
spigot: THE PIECES OF EIGHT
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP







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