no need for the rough stuff

"no need for the rough stuff" | Saturday, May 5, 2007 | No. 3,106
spigot: SHE WHIP-WHAPPED MY VISA CARD IN THE CLONKY LITTLE MACHINE IN A WAY THAT SUGGESTED I WAS NOT JUST ANOTHER BLOWJOB ENTHUSIAST
spigot: THEN I GUESS SHE FELT WE NEEDED SOME TIME APART????
spigot: SIR MY ARM
pants: WE WERE TIPPING THE WHOLE TIME SO THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH STUFF







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