beatoffable

"beatoffable" | Monday, May 7, 2007 | No. 3,108
spigot: CRYSTAL RAY ***AND*** LAUREN PHOENIX??????????
deuce: LAUREN PHOENIX AND HER DEEP DUMB VOICE
spigot: T DEUCE YOU TAKE THAT BACK (STOPPING MID BEATOFF)
deuce: HEY IT'S BEATOFFABLE I'M JUST SAYIN' IS ALL
spigot: AS LONG AS WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THAT LINDSAY MEADOWS NEEDS MAKEUP







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