in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway

"in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway" | Sunday, May 13, 2007 | No. 3,114
deuce: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS FUCK ME !!!!!!
spigot: CAN I HAVE YOUR PENTHOUSES
deuce: BLAM
spigot: THESE ARE BLACK TAILS
: DEUCE FUCKS YOU EVEN FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE







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