six more weeks of cocksucking

"six more weeks of cocksucking" | Saturday, July 14, 2007 | No. 3,176
spigot: MY PRICK SAW ITS SHADOW TODAY!!!! SIX MORE WEEKS OF COCKSUCKING
deuce: (LONG, DEEP, ANNOYED EXHALE) HEAVEN ISN'T REAL
pants: YES IT IS
pants: IT'S THE FEW SECONDS BETWEEN NO OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN AND NOTHINGNESS
deuce: WHEN THE BUGS CRAWL IN AND TAKE OVER







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"it's a big city" featuring deuce and pants




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