an unlicked dick (part i of ii)

"an unlicked dick (part i of ii)" | Tuesday, August 17, 1999 | No. 318
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!!
deuce: UHUHUHUH
pants: *
spigot: SOMEONE GET ON THE HORN TO C|NET
deuce: HOLY
pants: OH BOY
deuce: T PANTS SNAP TO IT PRIVATE DICKLICKER
pants: I'M ALL OVER THIS STAND BACK EVERYBODY HUGA GLUAG LAUG LAGUAL
: TO BE CONTINUED !!!







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