hot pockets

"hot pockets" | Thursday, August 19, 1999 | No. 320
net: WELL I FINISHED THE LEFTOVER PONTILLOS PIZZA AND THE LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA AND NOW I'M GOING FOR THE PIZZA-FLAVORED CROISSANT POCKETS AND THEN ANYTHING REMOTELY SHAPED LIKE OR IN THE SAME ROOM AS PIZZA
deuce: HONK
deuce: I HAVE MY WANG STUCK IN A HOT POCKET SO SNAP IT UP MOTHERFUCKER
net: WAS THE HOT POCKET COOKED OR NO
deuce: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT







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