searing blinding pain

"searing blinding pain" | Monday, August 13, 2007 | No. 3,206
net: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN GAY
deuce: I ASSURE YOU WHEN YOU PASS OUT YOU WILL MAGICALLY TURN GAY
net: HUHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THESE BRUISES FROMMMMM
net: ALSO THE SEMEN
deuce: SEARING BLINDING PAIN







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