nine years old

"nine years old" | Friday, August 17, 2007 | No. 3,210
: August 17, 2007
: Dear Reader,
: Regarding the correct operation of the machine: We suggest that you review the printed information which accompanied it.
: Sincerely yours,
: Jerkcity
: p.s. Now we are nine. (Today is Jerkcity's birthday.)
: p.p.s. The one on the left is "Deuce"
pants: COCKS
deuce: YOU BE QUIET







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"a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue" starring deuce and spigot




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.