you have died

"you have died" | Monday, October 15, 2007 | No. 3,269
deuce: THERE IS A DISTURBING METALLIC SCRAPING SOUND COMING FROM THE PIT
pants: GO PIT
deuce: THE PIT OPENS UP ITS GAPING MAW AND SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE: YOU ARE CONSIGNED TO SUCK AWFUL SCRAPY DICKS FOR AN ETERNITY
deuce: ***YOU HAVE DIED***
pants: GO PIT







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