turn off the bat signal

"turn off the bat signal" | Wednesday, October 17, 2007 | No. 3,271
pants: MOUSTACHE-RELATED INCIDENTS ON THE RISE
pants: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT GETS YOU STONED
pants: A JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP ?????????
pants: PUTTING ALL OF YOU IN THE SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS COLUMN
pants: THIS WILL NOT DO (FOLDS ARMS, POUTS)
pants: TOO MUCH GRAVY AT ONCE
pants: THIS TIME FOR SURE
pants: TURN OFF THE BAT SIGNAL, BOYS, HE'S NOT COMING







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.