no looking at the clock

"no looking at the clock" | Friday, October 19, 2007 | No. 3,273
spigot: I'M SQUIRTING YOU WITH LIQUID SUNSHINE
spigot: I'M JERKIN' OFF ON YOUR FACE
spigot: SMILE ALREADY
spigot: NOW ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LIKE THE URINE DISGUSTS YOU
spigot: NO LOOKING AT THE CLOCK WHEN YOUR FACE IS FULL OF COCK







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"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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