god and the hubble telescope

"god and the hubble telescope" | Saturday, August 28, 1999 | No. 330
spigot: SITTING AT THE BUS STOP CALCULATING HOW TO DIVIDE $5.00 IN QUARTERS BETWEEN PORNO BOOTHS & SNICKERS
deuce: HOLY CHRISTABLES
spigot: ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO
deuce: ALSO THOSE CIA SPY SATELLITES







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