jerk pizza bed

"jerk pizza bed" | Saturday, November 17, 2007 | No. 3,302
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO OVER THE OUTLINE FOR THE EVENING AGAIN PLZ
spigot: JERK, THEN THE PIZZA ARRIVES, THEN BED
spigot: THE VIRGIN MARY APPEARED BEFORE ME AND THEN TOLD ME TO GO LICK DICK SO OPEN UP SIR (JINGLE CLICK)
deuce: THIS ISN'T STILL PART OF MY ITINERARY IS IT







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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