welcome to jerkcity

"welcome to jerkcity" | Tuesday, December 4, 2007 | No. 3,319
pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
pants: NEARBY ATTRACTIONS INCLUDE A DIRT LOT AND A STARBUCKS
pants: NO HISTORIC STEAM TRAINS RUN ANYWHERE NEAR HERE
pants: WATERSLIDE BROKEN
pants: NO GHOSTS EITHER
pants: YOUR PERSONAL GUESTROOM COMES WITH A CHAMBERPOT
pants: MUSIC AND NEWS OVER AM, FM BANDS (REQUIRES RECEIVER)
pants: FREE PARKING
pants: PARK IT AND LOCK IT -- NOT RESPONSIBLE
pants: NO FISHING
pants: CHIEF EXPORTS INCLUDE HEALTH-CARE PROFESSIONALS AND CLEAN TOWELS
pants: SHOWTIME
pants: NO TRIPLE-A DISCOUNT
pants: PENSIONERS MUST SHOW ID
pants: BATHROOMS CAMERA-FREE SINCE 2001
pants: NO CLEAN TOWELS TODAY
pants: MASTURBATION WILL SET YOU FREE
pants: ACTUAL CASH VALUE LESS DEDUCTIBLE
pants: GOD BLESS THIS MESS
(pants): "FAGGOT"
pants: NO PAYMENT IS REQUIRED
pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL
pants: WISH YOU WERE HERE -- LOVE PANTS







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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