warning

"warning" | Monday, August 30, 1999 | No. 332
pants: WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
pants: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH
pants: I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM
pants: GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY
spigot: I'LL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SMOKE DOPE ABOUT







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