deuce eats the mouse cursor

"deuce eats the mouse cursor" | Friday, December 14, 2007 | No. 3,329
spigot: FELONY DICKLICKING
pants: OW MY EYE
pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT
deuce: FELONIOUS ASSAULT WITH A SPROINGING BONER
pants: OW MY OTHER EYE
deuce: NOW WE CAN TAKE HIS MONEY WITH COMPLETE ASSURANCE HE WILL NOT SEE US







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