they'll never wake us in time

"they'll never wake us in time" | Tuesday, December 18, 2007 | No. 3,333
: We now return to this week's episode of Spigot the Bear, already in progress.
pants: THEY'LL NEVER WAKE US IN TIME!!!
spigot: LOGGING IN AND LOGGING OUT REPEATEDLY IS THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET TO SEX







Tomorrow
"take on me" starring deuce and pants




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