don't make me say it

"don't make me say it" | Friday, January 4, 2008 | No. 3,350
pants: THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS ANAL
pants: HELLO WORLD
pants: A FOOLPROOF MASTER PLAN INVOLVING MY BALLS
pants: FUDGE DALEKS ?????? EWWW
pants: I WIPE THE POLE DOWN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHERE THE ONE BEFORE ME HAS BEEN
pants: IS MY BONER A SHARP OBJECT??? OW OW OW YES
pants: TRACE ("PENIS");
pants: EVERYTHING IS FOOD WHERE I COME FROM (DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT)







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