why the dinosaurs died out

"why the dinosaurs died out" | Friday, March 7, 2008 | No. 3,413
deuce: RAPING ME BACK IN TIME
pants: DON'T RAPE ANYTHING ELSE WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE (LIKE OUR GRANDFATHERS)
pants: WHY THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT
deuce: MAKING MY GRANDFATHER RAPE YOUR GRANDFATHER AT GUNPOINT
deuce: BECAUSE I'M AN INNOVATOR
pants: BLESS YOU SIR (AS I SLOWLY CEASE TO EXIST)







Tomorrow
"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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