when the lights go down

"when the lights go down" | Friday, April 4, 2008 | No. 3,441
spigot: T DEUCE WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU TODAY
deuce: T SPIGOT MAKE ME PRETEND TO BE YOUR DOG
spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SQUIRTING HONEY MUSTARD AND OIL AND VINEGAR ALL OVER MINE
deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WHAT
deuce: SCARED NOW







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