jerkcity forever and ever and ever

"jerkcity forever and ever and ever" | Monday, April 7, 2008 | No. 3,444
pants: STILL HERE
pants: STILL TURNING THE CRANK, MAKING MORE
pants: STILL MASTURBATING NIGHTLY TO THE WEIRD PANTS FACE
pants: STILL CHOKING THEM UNCONSCIOUS THEN RUNNING AWAY WITHOUT PAYING
pants: STILL DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE BRUISES I LEFT ON YOU
pants: STILL RUBBING YOUR NOSE IN IT
pants: STILL MOPPING IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR
pants: JERKCITY FOREVER







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"every piece of candy will be a complete disappointment" featuring spigot




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.