the great race

"the great race" | Saturday, May 17, 2008 | No. 3,484
spigot: NINE MINUTES TO PORN
spigot: PROBLEM IS I TURN GAY IN EXACTLY EIGHT MINUTES
spigot: SO IT'S A RACE
deuce: SERIOUS DISCREPANCY







Tomorrow
"take on me" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.