holy god (part 2 of 3)

"holy god (part 2 of 3)" | Sunday, September 19, 1999 | No. 352
spigot: SERIOUSLY FINE IN HERE
spigot: STAY OUT
pants: KNOCKING LOUDLY HERE
spigot: RRRRRRRRR
spigot: OUT IN A MINUTE
pants: YOU REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO WATCH OVER YOU IN THERE
spigot: OCCUPIED
pants: THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE COME ON
pants: STUPID LOCK
spigot: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY TO PLEASE STAY OUT
pants: I AM DEMANDING TO BE LET INSIDE PLEASE
spigot: OKAY ON THE COUNT OF THREE YOU COME IN AND I GET OUT (NO EYE CONTACT)
: TO BE CONTINUED







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