magnificent desolation

"magnificent desolation" | Wednesday, September 22, 1999 | No. 355
spigot: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!!
pants: FOLLOWING
deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS
deuce: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE
pants: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED
spigot: HIT SPACE TO THRUST







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