hold still

"hold still" | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 | No. 3,551
pants: OWWWWWWWW YOU ARE TWISTING MY ARM HARD OWWWWWWWWW
pants: AHLUGHALG
deuce: T PANTS HOLD STILL WHILE I AM LUBRICATING YOU: PPHTHTH PTPHT PHTHPTH PPHHPT







Tomorrow
"toilet bowl" starring spigot and pants




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