the problem with poo

"the problem with poo" | Wednesday, September 3, 2008 | No. 3,593
: For he has convinced thousands of men and women to disregard the shackles of mediocrity
spigot: FOR GODS SAKE I NEED MY HEAD IN THE TOILET
spigot: WHY CAN'T I KEEP MY POO IN MY BIG FAT BOTTOM WHERE IT BELONGS INSTEAD OF ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK
spigot: A PLASTIC BAG OR A PILLOWCASE OR SOMETHING
spigot: JUST ANYTHING TO KEEP THE POO FROM LEAKING OUT DURING A JOB INTERVIEW
spigot: I REALLY LIKE WORKING WITH PEOPLE
spigot: I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE
spigot: NO THAT'S NOT POO







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