i am your clock radio

"i am your clock radio" | Saturday, September 13, 2008 | No. 3,603
deuce: T PANTS HONK
pants: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
spigot: FREQUENT PAINFUL URINATION
pants: FUCKING WAKE UP I AM ON TOP OF YOU
pants: I AM YOUR CLOCK RADIO







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