half mast

"half mast" | Sunday, February 1, 2009 | No. 3,744
pants: I CONSIDER THIS TO BE ALL THE WAY ERECT
pants: HALF MAST
deuce: I WANT A REFUND OF ALL THE JIZZ I'VE DEPOSITED IN YOU
pants: DOWNSIZING FAST







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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