update the table

"update the table" | Sunday, March 8, 2009 | No. 3,779
deuce: I HAVE BURNED OFF MY FACE/ASS
spigot: I WILL EMAIL THE SYSADMIN AND ASK HIM TO UPDATE THE TABLE







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