dumb it on down

"dumb it on down" | Saturday, October 16, 1999 | No. 380
spigot: THE ABSENCE OF A DEFINITE ARTICLE IN THE GERUND PHRASE OF THAT SENTENCE MEANS THAT AS A RESULT OF A DANGLING PARTICIPLE IT'S NOT TOTALLY CLEAR HOW MUCH DICK I HAVE TO SUCK DURING THE HOLIDAYS
pants: DUMB IT DOWN A LITTLE I'M WORKING HERE







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