a short sharp spurt

"a short sharp spurt" | Monday, October 25, 1999 | No. 390
spigot: I TINKLE AND THEN I STOP TINKLING AND THEN AFTER I PULL MY PANTS UP THERE'S A SUDDEN SPURT OF TINKLE SO WE ALL HAVE PROSTATE CANCER







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