please be seated

"please be seated" | Saturday, August 8, 2009 | No. 3,932
pants: AM I DOOMED TO LIVE LIKE A TEENAGED GIRL FOREVER
pants: MY CLOTHES ARE IN PILES ALL OVER MY ROOM
pants: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ?????????????????
deuce: T PANTS PLEASE BE SEATED







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