the nickel

"the nickel" | Saturday, October 30, 1999 | No. 395
spigot: I BENT OVER TO PICK UP A NICKEL AND SPONTANEOUSLY DID AN AEROSOL SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!
pants: THIS IS CLEARLY HIS TERRITORY
deuce: DID YOU FINALLY GET THE NICKEL
spigot: THERE WAS NO NI-
spigot: YES
deuce: THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD







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