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"hotmail" | Tuesday, November 9, 1999 | No. 405
spigot: I THINK I COULD BEST SUM THINGS UP WITH A MOUTHFUL
spigot: COULD HOTMAIL BY MY SOLUTION???????????????????
spigot: LET'S GO AROUND THE ROOM STARTING WITH ME
spigot: HONK
deuce: HURRR
pants: WENDY'S BIGGIE FRIES
spigot: PANTLEGS
deuce: YOU DON'T GET TO GO TWICE







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