the living room

"the living room" | Wednesday, November 10, 1999 | No. 406
pants: TRY AS I MIGHT I CANNOT WILL THE BONG TO LEVITATE INTO THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: I'LL TRY FROM HERE
pants: GODDAMNIT IT FELL HALFWAY DOWN THE HALLWAY AND GOT THE CARPET ALL BONGWATERED
spigot: I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
spigot: B IS FOR BONG WILL CONTINUE ON FOX KIDS







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"john carter of mars" featuring deuce and pants




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