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"font of knowledge" | Monday, January 4, 2010 | No. 4,072
net: IN CALIFORNIA, DRUNKS MUST PLAN AHEAD
net: TEACHING DRUNKS VALUABLE PLANNING SKILLS IS THE DUTY OF THE STATE
deuce: YOU ARE A FONT OF KNOWLEDGE
net: SOME STATES TAKE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT APPROACH, SUCH AS MAKING YOU PLAN WAY AHEAD IF YOU WANT TO DRINK ON SUNDAY
deuce: AND BY FONT I MEAN FUCKING FAGGOT SO GET SUCKING SMARTY







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