your face will catch my spurt

"your face will catch my spurt" | Tuesday, January 5, 2010 | No. 4,073
: mmm yeah oooh boy duh your face will catch my spurt
net: I COULD STILL MAKE IT TO THE STORE TO LEGALLY BUY ALCHOHOL
deuce: Y
deuce: OR YOU COULD COME OVER HERE AND BOTH STROKE AND SUCK ME (AS PER OUR CONTRACT)







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