: Meanwhile, back in Jerkcity...
pants: I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE MINT OR NEAR MINT
spigot: I HAVE HOLES POKED IN ME RENDERING ME USELESS TO COLLECTORS
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.