field promotion

"field promotion" | Wednesday, April 14, 2010 | No. 4,168
deuce: HEAD
pants: HEAD
deuce: SO YOU'RE WITH ME THEN
pants: AYE
deuce: VERY WELL: I HEREBY GIVE YOU A FIELD PROMOTION TO COCKSUCKER SECOND CLASS







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