clamping tongs

"clamping tongs" | Wednesday, June 2, 2010 | No. 4,215
spigot: HEY LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM
spigot: I'M WRY AND CLEVER AND I'VE GOT MY FINGER ON THE PULSE OF THE NET
spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE CLAMPING TONGS ON MY BALLS AND HURTING ME







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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