a cracking sound

"a cracking sound" | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 | No. 4,228
deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY
deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES
pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE







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"southern belle accent" featuring deuce and spigot and pants




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