toy story 2

"toy story 2" | Saturday, November 27, 1999 | No. 424
spigot: WOODY'S BACK!!!! AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!!
spigot: AND ALL OUR FAVORITES!!!!!!
spigot: STEVE JOBS AND MICHAEL EISNER AND THE WHOLE BUNCH!!!!!!
spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS.........
spigot: THESE TOYS ARE COLLECTIBLE AND AVAILABLE ONLINE
spigot: WE'VE EMBEDDED HOW VALUABLE AND LOVEABLE THEY ARE DIRECTLY INTO THE NARRATIVE OF THE STORY!!!!!
spigot: WITH REFERENCES TO JAPANESE IDIOTS SO WE CAN REALLY DEVELOP THAT INTERNATIONAL MARKET!!!!!!
spigot: HAW!!!! THAT FAT TOY COLLECTOR WITH THE GOATEE SURE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF!!!!
spigot: LET'S BUY THEM ALL AND DISPLAY THEM IN OUR CUBES AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
spigot: LIFE'S ONLY WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE LOVED BY A KID!!!! THIS WAY TO THE PIXAR STORE!!!
spigot: RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING FOOD COURT







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"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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