two wishes left

"two wishes left" | Saturday, July 3, 2010 | No. 4,246
deuce: I WISH I WISH I DIDN'T SUCK THAT FISH'S DICK
pants: *POOF*
pants: YOUR MOUTH NO LONGER TASTES LIKE SALMON SEMEN
pants: YOU HAVE TWO WISHES LEFT







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"is it typical for dentists" featuring deuce




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