mousehole

"mousehole" | Sunday, November 28, 1999 | No. 425
deuce: THIS REALLY SUCKS
spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER ???!? OUTRAGOUS
pants: CAN YOU SEE THE MOUSE HOLE
spigot: TRY PULLING BACK
spigot: WAY WAY WAY OUT
pants: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK
: MOUSEHOLE -->
pants: AND THERE IT IS THE MOUSEHOLE LET'S ALL SHRINK DOWN AND GO INSIDE
spigot: I'LL PACK THE BONG
pants: ARE WE THERE YET AND IF SO ARE THERE DICKS IN THE NEW LAND
pants: BE GAY WITH ME AS WE JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE BOWL
spigot: ARRRRRRR
pants: THANK GOD FOR ROOFIES AND HANDGUNS
deuce: THIS SUCKS
spigot: I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS







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" childhood obesity and diabetes" featuring spigot




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