you son of a bitch

"you son of a bitch" | Sunday, July 18, 2010 | No. 4,261
pants: YOU PROMISED THAT I WOULD GO FOR A RIDE IN YOUR AIRPLANE
spigot: LOOK AT ALL THAT JIZZ
pants: INSTEAD YOU TOOK ME INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND FORCED ME TO GIVE HEAD
spigot: ALL OVER MY NEW MERVYNS SHIRT







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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