dong watch

"dong watch" | Thursday, December 2, 1999 | No. 429
pants: I HAVE DONG WATCH TONIGHT
net: DONG WATCH IS A SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY PRIVATE
net: IF ANY ESCAPE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
pants: I HAVE HUNTED DOWN AND SUCKED MANY AN ESCAPED DONG







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"how to spot a deep fake" featuring spigot




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.